Saturday, August 6, 2016

Babysitting Origins of Miss Jean Louis

Some say she is a myth, others that she is as enigmatic as the Mona Lisa.  Either way, we were able to obtain some fascinating information on the most elusive Miss Jean Louis.

While she claims herself a 'babysitter' to Supernatural actor Misha Collins, she appears to be much more.  Like a nugget wrapped inside of a taco wrapped inside of a pizza, she is the gift that keeps giving.  Dispensing advice and calm to the sea of humanity known as Gishwhes.  But we wanted to know why.  Where did this notion of 'babysitting' come from?

We spoke with her college friend (who wants to remain anonymous) for more information.

"She started as a nanny after college.  I think babysitting comes naturally to her.  During her time as a au pair, she met a mysterious man named 'Dmitri Krushnic'.  I believe this man later changed his name.  M something or other… I can't remember.  His current whereabouts unknown.  It was this chance meeting that blossomed her career as supreme babysitter of the universe."

Recently, Miss Jean Louis, came out on social media opening up her twitter to Gishwhes participants the same way Wonka opened his factory to Charlie Bucket.

From the email handle 'Mothership' she contacted Gishwhes participants directly with information about this years scavenger hunt.

We spoke with some participants of Team Sarlacc to get their thoughts on Miss Jean Louis:

"Yeah, I got a email from her the other day.  Never heard of her before, but she had some some advice… I guess.  Why am I doing this interview again?" -Scorch from team 'Sarlacc'

"Why Miss Jean Louis?  Makes it sounds like Mary Poppins.  You know, the one with the umbrella and the carpetbag?  The one who flies and sings, Queen of Genovia.  I'm not sure if it's a real name… but if it is, it sounds pretty French to me." -AmmersVI from team 'Sarlacc'

Either way, the mystery continues.  As Miss Jean Louis continues to send information from on high through @MissJeanLouis on Twitter and Mothership@gishwhes.com, the world has yet to find out who exactly this person is.

We will leave you with a sentiment that sums up this article up nicely, "while we are not exactly sure who she is, we are glad she has descended from the firmament to impart her wisdom with us.  These are truly abnosome times we are living in." -TikiStitch from team 'Sarlacc'

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